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var currentdate = 0
var spacer = " "
var talent = " "
var theobjec = " "
var theannex = " "
var core = 0
function NextRandomNumber() {
	var hi = this.seed / this.Q;
	var lo = this.seed % this.Q;
	var test = this.A * lo - this.R * hi;
	if (test >0)
		this.seed = test;
	else 
		this.seed = test + this.M;
	return (this.seed * this.oneOverM);
}
function RandomNumberGenerator(){
	var d = new Date();
	this.seed = 2345678901 + (d.getSeconds() * 0xFFFFFF) 
		+ (d.getMinutes() * 0xFFFF) ;
	this.A = 48271;
	this.M = 2147483647;
	this.Q = this.M / this.A;
	this.R = this.M % this.A;
	this.oneOverM = 1.0 / this.M;
	this.next = NextRandomNumber;
	return this;
}
function StringArray (n) {
	this.length = n;
	for (var i=1; i<=n; i++) {
		this[i] = ''
	}
	return this 
}
objec = new StringArray(14)
annex = new StringArray(14)
objec[0] = "We receive three educations, one from our parents, one from our school-master, and one from the world. The third contradicts all that the first two teach us."
annex[0] = "&#151;Baron de Montesquieu"
objec[1] = "Syzygy, inexorable, pancreatic, phantasmagoria-anyone who can use those four words in one sentence will never have to do manual labor."
annex[1] = "&#151;W.P. Kinsella"
objec[2] = "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug."
annex[2] = "&#151;Mark Twain"
objec[3] = "England and America are two countries separated by the same language."
annex[3] = "&#151;George Bernard Shaw"
objec[4] = "The air is full of redundancies: My life is clogged with them. I see them in print and hear them in speech and have them spoken to me in airliners, where I am told that I now can take with me a “free complimentary” copy of their in-flight magazine. I am so grateful."
annex[4] = "&#151;Richard Cohen"
objec[5] = "There is nothing wrong in splitting an infinitive (‘He is going to about make the grade’) except that eighteenth- and nineteenth-century grammarians, for one reason or another, frowned on it. And most grammar teachers have been frowning ever since."
annex[5] = "&#151;Theodore M. Bernstein "
objec[6] = "Sentences beginning with “and”, “but”, or “or” are acceptable provided the practice is not overdone. Indeed, nothing that is overdone is ever acceptable, be it language or lamb chops."
annex[6] = "&#151;Theodore M. Bernstein "
objec[7] = "Don’t write merely to be understood. Write so that you cannot possibly be misunderstood. "
annex[7] = "&#151;Robert Louis Stevenson"
objec[8] = "For most of us, punctuation is not an aesthetic challenge but a practical housekeeping problem: We engage it only long enough to keep things straight. And yet, deployed carefully and sensitively, commas, colons, and semicolons can make our sentences not only clear but even a bit stylish. Good punctuation won't turn a monotone into Hallelujah Chorus, but a bit of care can produce gratifying results."
annex[8] = "&#151;Joseph M. Williams "
objec[9] = "It is almost always a greater pleasure to come across a semicolon than a period. ...You get a pleasant little feeling of expectancy; there is more to come; read on; it will get clearer."
annex[9] = "&#151;George F. Will"
objec[10] = "Now a whole is that which has a beginning, a middle and an end."
annex[10] = "&#151;Aristotle"
objec[11] = "Plagiarism can be easy, safe and rewarding if you follow one rule: Only plagiarise your own stuff."
annex[11] = "&#151;Alan Richman"
objec[12] = "You write like that in exam you sure liao. <BR> Teacher mark your paper also kee siao.<BR>This kind of standard how to pass? <BR>Wait, you sure kena last in class.<BR>Other people hear you, say you sound silly. <BR>So like that how to become world-class city?"
annex[12] = "an excerpt from Ah Beng’s Thoughts On PM Goh’s Message, poem circulated through email"
objec[13] = "I halve a spelling checker;<BR>It came with my pea sea.<BR>It plainly marks four my revue<BR>Mistakes I dew not sea.<BR>I’ve sent this message threw it,<BR>And I’m shore pleased to no<BR>It’s letter perfect in its weigh;<BR>My checker tolled me sew."
annex[13] = "&#151;author unknown"

var rand = new RandomNumberGenerator();
function random (n) {
	return Math.round(n * rand.next());
}
core = random(13);
function getObjec() {
	theobjec = objec[core]
	return(theobjec)
}
function getAnnex() {
	theannex = annex[core]
	return(theannex)
}
//main program
document.write ('<P>' + '<I>' + getObjec()+ '' +''+ '</center>'); 
document.write ('<P Align=right>' + '<I>'+ getAnnex() +''+''); 
//end script -->
